![]() It boasts Ben Wa balls, leg-spreaders, public panty-dropping, and more nipples than a baby-bottle factory. No matter your turn-on, Fifty Shades Darker is a thrill. ![]() James sets up the series's strange sanctimony: You're screwed up if you think this sex-torture stuff is hot. And so, in the film's first five minutes, Fifty Shades author E.L. His childhood pain will mutate into a fetish for whips, slaps, and sad-eyed brunettes who look like his mommy - a pathology diagnosed by a college kid who skipped most of Psychology 101. The orphaned boy will be adopted by tycoons and upgrade from grunge to glam. Doing the math, she could have been shooting up with fellow Seattle addict Kurt Cobain. Months later, his birth mother dies of a heroin overdose. Not the erotic sound of palm hitting rump, but of junkies brawling as their 4-year-old son, BDSM-billionaire-to-be Christian Grey, cowers under a table.
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